Gran Slam poetry workshop for seniors Ruth Savage

Ruth Savage

Age 72

Kingsholme, QLD

A hypnotherapist, a writer and self-reflector, Ruth is our ukulele lady! The sweetest blend of high and low notes and everything in-between, her writing is as hypnotic and melodic as she is. She’s no stranger to fame, having appeared on television, taken to the stage with her line dancing group and sung on charity albums.

When she’s not helping others navigate the emotional world, you can find her humming a tune, with a cup of tea in hand, book in the other, and her pen always on the ready.

If I Died Tomorrow 

By Ruth Savage

If I died tomorrow, at my funeral I’d have 

A captive audience, and for once it’s all about me, 

I’m happy about that! 

This might seem selfish 

This might seem vain 

If I could take a moment 

I’d like to explain. 



People who come to my funeral 

Some in grief and deep sorrow 

Take a moment to reflect 

No one's promised tomorrow. 



People who come to my funeral 

May share a funny line 

Like trying to write this poem 

And getting it all to rhyme. 



We only live once, I hear people say 

Wait, we only die once, we have every day 

So that’s my last message I wish to impart 

Now head off to my wake so the party can start! 

I’m sure my family will put on a good show 

I've left instructions for the wine to flow. 

Now would be the time to leave, I certainly can’t be late 

Fingers crossed I’ll see Peter, waiting at the Pearly Gate! 

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